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[schild]

Leave a private network message, snapchat, text-- Even a SwapNote (if you're close by, anyway)

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[schild]

Yeah ok, I'll believe you just as long as we drop the subject forever.

I mean, I'm happy for you but. I don't need to know.

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[wirsinddiejager]

well I dont want you to know so everybody wins. I mean it would be weird even if you werent like everyones dad.

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[schild]

Yeeeeah you guys are kids so....

Just make sure you use protection, ok?

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[wirsinddiejager]

OH MY GOD RYAN WHY

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[schild]

IT'S A LEGITIMATE CONCERN, ALAN.

I'm not gonna judge you, I just want you to be safe.

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[wirsinddiejager]

were not doing anything ok so theres no need for any concern.

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[schild]

:^) ok
but don't worry!! like I said, I won't judge you. I'm not your 'real' dad, heh.

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[wirsinddiejager]

thank god for that if you were my real dad youd be turning your back on everyone and running off to Hawaii like a jackass.

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[schild]

damn. well, I promise I won't do that

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[wirsinddiejager]

lol I know. youre too much of a good guy. I cant even imagine you doing anything bad.

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[schild]

aw shucks. I just do what I can.

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[wirsinddiejager]

thats more than a lot of other people would do.

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[schild]

Good thing I'm not most people :^)

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[wirsinddiejager]

yeah it definitely is. :)