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hey what are you wearing

[Alan you've...got the wrong number...]

[ This sure isn't Bertholdt's number. ]

Alan this is Ryan.
If you're sexting with Octavia please... never mention it to me, ever. No offense.

[OH SHIT]

SORRY MAN WRONG NUMBER. AND HAHA WOW I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT

Yeah ok, I'll believe you just as long as we drop the subject forever.

I mean, I'm happy for you but. I don't need to know.

well I dont want you to know so everybody wins. I mean it would be weird even if you werent like everyones dad.

Yeeeeah you guys are kids so....

Just make sure you use protection, ok?

OH MY GOD RYAN WHY

IT'S A LEGITIMATE CONCERN, ALAN.

I'm not gonna judge you, I just want you to be safe.

were not doing anything ok so theres no need for any concern.

:^) ok
but don't worry!! like I said, I won't judge you. I'm not your 'real' dad, heh.

thank god for that if you were my real dad youd be turning your back on everyone and running off to Hawaii like a jackass.

damn. well, I promise I won't do that

lol I know. youre too much of a good guy. I cant even imagine you doing anything bad.

aw shucks. I just do what I can.

thats more than a lot of other people would do.

Good thing I'm not most people :^)

yeah it definitely is. :)

[On Boxing Day, the doorbell rings and two boxes are dropped off on Bertholdt's doorstep, though there is nobody there anymore when the door is opened. One of them has "Ryan" scrawled on top of it, and inside he will find a dress. It's a lot of fabric, the neck and arm openings wide and the belt long, able to be fitted to pretty large sizes. Earclips and make-up that more or less fit the dress are also added, complete with a guide on how to use both.

The note reads "you should please your bf's eyes as well".]

[ Ryan takes the box inside and smiles A LOT when he sees what's inside. He starts laughing... for ages. This'll bring out his broad, broad shoulders.

Now they're even. ]

dude. man. wjyd you have to go awayy I missyou guys. evens tho your past yous were shit. but the point ids I dnot hate prenet you. so yuo shoulld COME BACK alredy tia.

??????? who is this???

[ Wait, the ID says "ALAN." Alan... ]

"Alan"? You haven't been drinking have you?? You're underaged, you know!!

Edited 2014-04-05 17:31 (UTC)

YOUER NOT MY REAL DAD YOU CANT ELL ME WHAT TO DO.

OH MY GOD ALAN YOU ARE DRINKING HOW COULD YOU DO THIS.

ARE YOU IN A SAFE PLACE? ARE THERE ADULTS PRESENT?

Im ni Vegas. and Walterd here hes pracitrial andault.

walter is like 18 that's not an adult that's barely legal

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN VEGAS A KID YOUR AGE HAS NO BUSINESS THERE

lmoa thats gyre coming from u. wrnet you like 10 when you broke thn wall. nd IM not evn gonna break Veghs.

also Otavia says HI.

um ok sure........... please don't break vegas

pls tell me Octavia isn't drinking with you

ok I wont tellyou lmoy. geti it reyn imade a jokye.

um ok?? very funny

[ He doesn't get it... ]

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